Asked and answered

Every piece is printed on demand — your order goes into production when you place it, usually 2–5 business days, then ships with tracking. Domestic delivery typically lands 3–8 business days after that. You'll get the tracking link the second it exists.

If checkout accepts your address, we ship there. Duties and customs on international orders are on you — blame your government, not us.

You've got a short window before it hits production. Email us fast with your order number and we'll do our best. Once it's printed with your name on it, it's yours.

Relaxed streetwear cut, true to size. If you're between sizes or want the boxy look, go up one. Every tee runs S–3XL.

Not if you treat it with minimal respect. High-density prints hold up to normal washing for years. Machine wash cold, inside out, and don't iron the artwork — it's a shirt, not a grilled cheese.

Soon. The newsletter crew hears first, sees first, and buys first. That's the whole reason it exists.

Completely. It's a suppressor joke and a free-speech position in four syllables. We like our guns quiet and everything else loud.

Not yet. The Can Series is artwork — six beers that don't exist on six shirts that absolutely do. If that ever changes, you'll hear about it at maximum volume.

Bars, gun shops, ranges, breweries — if your establishment matches the energy, hit the contact page with details and we'll talk.

We joke about nearly everything, but not this: alcohol and firearms never mix. Guns get locked up before the first beer opens. Every time, no exceptions.